Listen, in this world, it’s either yeet or be y e e t e d.
(insp.)
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
the worst things about ur sign. pt.2
Aries: u always have to be player 1
Taurus: u will burn some1's house down but no1 can touch ur blanket
Gemini: u mumble aLL the time
Cancer: u have breakdowns over broken taco shells
Leo: u think every1 is against u
Virgo: u sleep & then complain that nothing gets done
Libra: u beg to be invited to things & dont show up
Scorpio: ur just scary sometimes ok
Sagittarius: u got a participation trophy now u must let every1 know!!
Capricorn: ur a robot
Aquarius: u think wearing odd socks is cool
Pisces: u will literally cry over spilled milk
an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg
